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LepFest 2

Warwick Davis has admittedly left behind the quiet dignity of Willow...

Sate your Leprechaun urges!
Thursday, March 17th
8pm
Free

As part of our super-awesome annual tradition of cultural sensitivity, we’ll once again feature a Leprechaun movie-themed drinking game.

Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!

This year:

Leprechaun 4: In Space

Possible drinking game signals to include:

  • The phrase: “Semper fi! do or die! kill! kill! kill!”
  • Sexual harrassment
  • Bad jump cuts
  • Leprechaun makes things appear
  • Sexual innuendo
  • Praying by marines
  • Senseless hyperbole and exagerration
  • Forced laughter
  • Any scene that justifies Warwick Davis’ lifelong dream of playing this role
  • Any of the seven sins
  • Selfless heroism
  • Pun
  • Any time anyone says Mittenhand
  • Homoerotic tension
  • References to Samuel Beckett
  • Flubbed lines
  • Dick jokes
  • Moments of tender poignancy
  • Public service announcement
  • John Wayne reference
  • Shakesperean dialogue, particularly Richard III
  • Bad foley
  • Racial jokes about white people dancing
  • Class warfare
  • Continuity error
  • By the number killing in horror cliche
  • Anti-intellectual bias
  • Mike Meyers reference
  • “For Kowalski!”
  • Rhyming threats
  • More Iago than Richard III; maybe Caliban
  • Name that Shakespeare villain reference!
  • Dat ass–will it be tapped?
  • To tap or not to tap? That ass.
  • Reference to St Lawrence of the Gridirons
  • Judicious use of slo-mo
  • Extended metaphors
  • Marianne Faithful impersonation
  • The word “broad”
  • Attempts to transcend the role you’re given
  • General pathos
  • Gratuitous nudity or conspicuous lack thereof
  • Pure awesomeness
  • Random S/M paraphernalia
  • Boob non sequitur / Deus es Boobina
  • Drag show karaoke reference
  • “Me gold!!!!”
  • Martial arts showdown
  • Cheap ass Cronenberg
  • Gay joke
  • Cyborg modeled on Dee Snider
  • Ricardo montebaln reference
  • Selfless heroism
  • The vanity of Narcissus
  • “Hit ’em with your hat!”
  • Ms Dos reference
  • Beefcake shot / gratuitous six pack
  • General reference to musical theater, including but not limited to Little Shop of Horrors
  • Aliens
  • Wizard of Oz reference
  • Group hug

      • Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!Go n-ithe an cat thú, is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat!

      Also, there will be singing.

      Tá brón orm.Tá brón orm.Tá brón orm.Tá brón orm.

      lep44

      Póg mo thóin!

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      Tá mé ólta!

17 Mar 11 8:00 pm    , , , ,