Saturday, November 29, 2027
10pm until late
Free

Good news!

The Swap Meet team has finally discovered how to open the temporal portal down at Betalevel!

We’ve of course always known that our basement redoubt was coincident with a major rift in the space-time continuum, but we were never quite sure how to overcome the issues with our maximum power load (remember Bootylevel?) to generate the 1.21 gigawatts necessary to pry it open. However, recent developments in cold fusion technology coming out of Europe, along with our own research into harnessing the power of crystals, got us thinking that maybe we were going about it all in the wrong way…

Long story short: the future is awesome.

And this Saturday, we’re throwing the doors open for a public test, setting the dial to 2027, so we can celebrate Sean’s 50th birthday. Trust us when we say that you won’t want to miss it. This is the Swap Meet your kids will tell you stories about!

• bring: your singin’ voice and dancin’ shoes (optional)
• bring: some storage media and/or some music filez (optional)
• bring: drinks, snacks, or a kindly donation (optional)
• bring: a defiant sense of joy in the face of our eroding cultural freedoms (required)

What to Sing

Here’s the house karaoke list.

What to Wear

There is nothing worse than arriving at a party in the future and realizing that you’re dressed like you totally came from the past. To this end, we’ve taken some snapshots of the latest trends from 2027, in case you want to dress accordingly (seriously encouraged)…

Please note:
According to recent legal decisions, inducing anyone to use physical space for the purpose of sharing music may render the space-time continuum illegal. Use the space-time continuum at your own risk. (But, this time, for realzz though. The space-time continuum ain’t nuthin’ to frak with.)

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