Can you handle the Blossoming… of NOTHINGNESS?!?

Saturday, March 27
Doors at 8pm.
Shows at 8:30pm & 10pm
Free

Have you seen AMBIENT FORCE 3000 perform live? Well you won’t see them this Saturday either, because they will be cloaked in Total Darkness!

Are they really playing live? Are they even human?? How would you know??? Prepare for the extraction of your pathetic certainties and brace yourself for the implantation of brutal obscurity… in the Dark!!

This live ambient performance will actually be in ACTUAL DARKNESS. If you are uncomfortable with light deprivation or if you fear the darkness in your own soul, you should prepare yourself accordingly.

NO LATE ARRIVALS!

If you arrive after the commencement of Darkness, please be aware that you will be confronted… with Darkness! There shall be no red-capped usher to guide your path into the Stygian void with a kindly flashlight. It will just be you and the void having a one-sided conversation about where to sit. It will be a one-sided conversation, because the all-consuming Stygian void does not care where you sit! You will not get to sit at all! YOU WILL NOT GET TO COME IN! IT WILL BE TOO DARK!!

BEHOLD THE TWO SHOWS!

Seating at 8:30.
Darkness at 9pm!

Seating at 10:00.
Darkness at 10:30!

EACH SHOW WILL BE ABOUT 30 MINUTES LONG!

NO LATE ARRIVALS — IT WILL BE TOTALLY DARK!!!

Flowers themselves, lost in this immense movement of sky to earth, are reduced to an episodic role, to a diversion, moreover, that is apparently misunderstood: they can only contribute, by breaking the monotony, to the inevitable seductiveness produced by the general thrust from low to high. And in order to destroy this favorable impression, nothing less is necessary than the impossible and fantastic vision of roots swarming under the surface of the soil, nauseating and naked like vermin.

- Georges Bataille, The Language of Flowers

[F]ree America — including all that we have known and cared for — will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science.
- Tony Blankley

Following the Darkness, we will witness AMAR… “After Dark!”

We will bring the Amar. Things you may want to bring:

• Pajamas
• Bathrobe
• Slippers
• Fainting couch
• Long-ass cigarette holder
• Dmitri From Paris: Night at the Playboy Mansion

Ooooooooohhhh Yeeeah!

Are you prepared for the Crypt… of Relaxation?!?

Saturday, Nov 1
7:00pm & Midnight
Free

Day of the Dead Ambient Darkness Concert
IN TOTAL DARKNESS!

When was the last time you saw a live ambient music performance? Well don’t expect to see one this Saturday either, because the performers will be cloaked in Total Darkness!

Are they really playing live? Are they even human?? How would you know??? Prepare for the extraction of your pathetic certainties and brace yourself for the implantation of brutal obscurity… in the Dark!!

BEHOLD THE TWO SHOWS!

Early:
Refreshments at 6pm. Seating at 6:30.
Darkness at 7pm!

Late:
Refreshments at 11pm seating at 11:30.
Darkness promptly at Midnight!

EACH SHOW WILL BE ABOUT 30 MINUTES LONG!

NO LATE ARRIVALS — IT WILL BE TOTALLY DARK!!!

WARNING! IMPORTANT!

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!

BY ENTERING THE DARKNESS, YOU ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS BELOW.

This live ambient performance will actually be in ACTUAL DARKNESS. If you are uncomfortable with light deprivation or if you fear the darkness in your own soul, you should prepare yourself accordingly.

NO LATE ARRIVALS! If you arrive after the commencement of Darkness, please be aware that you will be confronted… with Darkness! There shall be no red-capped usher to guide your path into the Stygian void with a kindly flashlight. It will just be you and the void having a one-sided conversation about where to sit. It will be a one-sided conversation, because the all-consuming Stygian void does not care where you sit! You will not get to sit at all! YOU WILL NOT GET TO COME IN! IT WILL BE TOO DARK!!

Correspondingly, the black heart of Darkness feels no mercy for your need to use the bathroom! So you had best go beforehand, for when the Darkness falls, bathroom visits will be contraindicated! DUE TO THE TOTAL LACK OF LIGHT!!

Perhaps this point should be made more clear: IT WILL BE TOTALLY DARK!!!

Furthermore, searching for nourishment in the Darkness is a non-sanctioned activity! If your thirst requires quenching whilst crossing Stygian voids, then you should come to the Cocktail Hour and horde refreshments at your seat before the Darkness falls upon you! You have been Warned!

IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO ENTER THE DARKNESS! SOOTHING AMBIENT TONES SHALL NOT BE YOURS THIS EVENING! GO FIND SOMETHING BRIGHT AND CHEERFUL TO DO INSTEAD! MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO SIT UNDER A SUN LAMP AND WATCH SOME I LOVE LUCY RE-RUNS!!!

Once you accept the Terms of Darkness, you will no longer be eligible for a refund. In fact, you were never eligible for a refund! THIS EVENT IS FREE!!!

NEITHER BETALEVEL, NOR SUPERBUNKER, NOR AMBIENT FORCE 3000 NOR THEIR SUBSIDIARIES OR AFFILIATES SHALL BE LIABLE IN ANY WAY FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE OF ANY KIND ARISING OUT OF THE DARKNESS OR ANY USE OF THE DARKNESS, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION LOSS OF DATA, LOSS OF GOODWILL, WORK STOPPAGE, COMPUTER FAILURE OR MALFUNCTION, OR ANY AND ALL OTHER DAMAGES OR LOSSES. FURTHER, NEITHER BETALEVEL, NOR SUPERBUNKER, NOR AMBIENT FORCE 3000 NOR THEIR SUBSIDIARIES OR AFFILIATES SHALL BE LIABLE IN ANY WAY FOR ANY LOSS OR DAMAGE TO PLAYER CHARACTERS, VIRTUAL GOODS (E.G., ARMOR, POTIONS, WEAPONS, ETC.) OR CURRENCY, ACCOUNTS, STATISTICS, OR USER STANDINGS, RANKS, OR PROFILE INFORMATION WHICH ENTERS THE DARKNESS.

ISS MASS SSARATI SHA MUSHI LIPSHURU RUXISHA LIMNUTI!
IZIZANIMMA ILANI RABUTI SHIMA YA DABABI!
DINA DINA ALAKTI LIMDA!
ALSI KU NUSHI ILANI MUSHITI!
IA MASS SSARATI ISS MASS SSARATI BA IDS MASS SSARATU!

SUPERBUNKER SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INTERRUPTIONS OF MENTAL, PHYSICAL OR SPIRITUAL SERVICE, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION PSYCHIC DISRUPTIONS, WETWARE OR HARDWARE FAILURES, OR ANY OTHER EVENT WHICH MAY RESULT IN A LOSS OF MEMORY, DATA OR DISRUPTION OF CONSCIOUSNESS. IN NO EVENT WILL SUPERBUNKER BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.

Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti
Itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kattumtum
Alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum
Ashshu kashshaptu u kashshipanni
Eli nitum ubbiraanni
Ili-ia u Ishtari-ia ushis-su-u-eli-ia
Eli ameri-ia amru-usanaku
Imdikula salalu musha u urra
Qu-u imtana-allu-u pi-ia
Upu unti pi-ia iprusu
Me mashtiti-ia umattu-u
Eli li nubu-u xiduti si-ipdi
Izizanimma ilani rabuti shima-a dababi
Dini dina alakti limda
Epu-ush salam kashshapi-ia u kashshapi-ia
Sha epishia u mushtepishti-ia
Is mass-ssarati sha mushi lipshuru ruxisha limnuti
Pisha lu-u ZAL’LU Lishanusha Lu-u Tabtu
Sha iqbu-u amat limutti-ia kima ZAL’LU litta-tuk
qi-ishrusha pu-uttu-ru ipshetusha xulluqu
Kal amatusha malla-a sseri
Ina qibit iqbu-u ilani mushitum

You may not modify, reverse-engineer, decompile, disassemble, or otherwise discover the darkness, or attempt to do so for any reason. You may not access, create or modify the source code of the darkness in any way. You do not have the right to and may not create derivative works of the darkness. All modifications or enhancements to the darkness remain the sole property of Licensor.

Hail, Licensor!

YOUR ACCESS AND USE OF THE DARKNESS IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR BODY OR PSYCHE THAT RESULTS FROM THE DARKNESS. WE PROVIDE THE DARKNESS AND THE AMBIENT CONTENT ON AN “AS IS,” AND “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, CUSTOM, TRADE, QUIET ENJOYMENT, ACCURACY OF INFORMATIONAL CONTENT, SYSTEM INTEGRATION OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. BETALEVEL AND SUPERBUNKER MAKE NO GUARANTEES AS TO THE MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL STATES YOU MAY ACCESS AS A RESULT OF THE DARKNESS, INCLUDING AS TO: (I) THE ACCURACY, CURRENCY, CONTENT, OR QUALITY OF ANY SUCH HALLUCINATIONS AND VISIONS, OR (II) WHETHER THE DARKNESS MAY LOCATE UNINTENDED AND OBJECTIONABLE EXPERIENCES.

THIS DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY CONSTITUTES AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THIS AGREEMENT. THE DARKNESS COMPELS YOU AND BINDS YOU!

And while there are those who have had the temerity to seek glimpses of beyond the Veil, and to accept HIM as a guide, they would be more prudent to avoid commerce with HIM; for it is written in the Book of Thoth how terrific is the price of but one glimpse; and none who pass may return, for they will be firmly bound by those who lurk in the vastnesses that transcend our world. The terrors of the night, and the evils of creation, and those that stand watch at the secret exit that it is known each grave has, and thrive on that which grows out of the tenants thereof; these are lesser powers than he who guards the Gateway, and offers to guide the unwary into the realm beyond this world and all its unnamed and unnameable Devourers. For HE is ‘UMR AT-TAWIL, which signifieth, THE MOST ANCIENT ONE, which the scribe hath rendered as THE PROLONGED OF LIFE.

YOU AGREE TO INDEMNIFY, DEFEND AND HOLD HARMLESS BETALEVEL, AMBIENT FORCE 3000, SUPERBUNKER CONSUMER APPLICATIONS & PORTALS, AFFILIATE AND SUBSIDIARY COMPANIES, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, CONSULTANTS AND AGENTS FROM ANY AND ALL THIRD PARTY CLAIMS, LIABILITY, DAMAGES AND/OR COSTS (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ATTORNEYS’ FEES) ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF OUR DARKNESS, OUR AMBIENT SERVICES, YOUR VIOLATION OF THE TERMS OF SERVICE OR YOUR INFRINGEMENT, OR INFRINGEMENT BY ANY OTHER USER OF YOUR ACCOUNT, OF ANY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OR OTHER RIGHT OF ANY PERSON OR ENTITY. YOU AGREE TO IMMEDIATELY NOTIFY BETALEVEL OF ANY UNAUTHORIZED USE OF DARKNESS OR ANY OTHER BREACH OF AMBIENT SECURITY KNOWN TO YOU.

IA! IA! ZI AZAG!
IA!IA! ZI AZKAK!
IA! IA! KUTULU ZI KUR!
IA!

Many and multiform are the dim horrors of Earth, infesting her ways from the prime. They sleep beneath the unturned stone; they rise from the tree with its root; they move beneath the sea and in subterranean places; they dwell in the inmost adyta; they emerge betimes [sic; see note below] from the shutten sepulchre of haughty bronze and the low grave that is sealed with clay. There be some that are long known to man, and others as yet unknown that abide the terrible latter days of their revealing. Those which are the most dreadful and the loathliest of all are haply still to be declared. But among those that have revealed themselves aforetime and have made manifest their veritable presence, there is one which may not openly be named for its exceeding foulness. It is that spawn which the hidden dweller in the vaults has begotten upon mortality.

You understand that all content, including, without limitation all data, links, articles, graphic or video messages and all information, text, software, music, sound, graphics or other materials (“Content”) made available or accessible through the Darkness is the sole responsibility of the entity or person from whom it originated!

And there are ALLU, frightened dog-faced demons that are the Messengers
of the Gods of Prey, and that chew on the very bones of a man. And there
are many other of which it is not the rightful place wherein they be mentioned
save to warn the Priest aginst ambitious striving aginst the Ancient Ones of
the Outside, untill mastery is acquired over the powers that reside Within.
Only when ADAR has been obtained, may the Priest consider himself a master
over the Planes of the Spheres and able to wrestle with the Old Gods. Once
Death Herself has been stared in the Eye can the Priest then summon and control
the denziens of Death’s darkly curtained halls. Then he can hope to open the
Gate without fear and without that loathing of the spirit that slays man.

You agree to submit willingly unto the Ambient Darkness including, without limitation, all intellectual property rights, and all ancillary and subsidiary rights thereto, in any languages and in any media now known or not currently known.

ZI DINGIR NNGI E NA KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINGI E NA KANPA
ZI DINGIR ENNUL E NA KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNUL E NA KANPA
ZI DINGER ENN KURKUR E NA KANPA
ZI DINGIR N DA SHURRIM MA KANPA
ZI DINGER NINNDA SHURRIM MA KANPA
ZI DINGIR ENDUL AAZAG GA KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNDUL AAZAG GA KANPA

ZI DINGIR ENUHDDIL LA KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINN UHDDIL LA KANPA
ZI DINGIR ENMESHIR RAA KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNME SHIR RAA KANPA
ZI DINGIR ENAA MAA A DINGIR ENLIL LAAGE KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNA MAA A DINGIR NINNLIL LAAGE KANPA
ZI DINGIR SSISGI GISH MA SAGBA DAA NI IDDA ENNUBALLEMA KANPA
ZI DINGIR BHABBHAR L’GAL DEKUD DINGIR RI ENNEGE KANPA
ZI DINGIR NINNI DUGGAANI DINGIR A NNUNNA IA AN SAGGNNUUNGA GATHA KANPA!

Saturday, March 22
8:30pm
Free

When was the last time you saw a live ambient music performance? Well don’t expect to see one this Saturday either, because the performers will be cloaked in Darkness!

Are they really playing live? Are they even human?? How would you know??? Prepare for the extraction of your pathetic certainties and brace yourself for the implantation of brutal obscurity… in the Dark!!

The audio portion of this 47 minute performance will be documented for the Akashic Recordings (durations/dedications) series. The visual portion of this performance will not be documented. Because it will be Dark! There would be no point!!

WARNING

This live ambient performance will actually be in actual darkness. If you are uncomfortable with light deprivation or if you fear the darkness in your own soul, you should prepare yourself accordingly.

Seating at 8:30. Darkness promptly at 9. If you arrive after the commencement of Darkness, please be aware that you will be confronted… with Darkness! There shall be no red-capped usher to guide your path into the Stygian void with a kindly flashlight. It will just be you and the void having a one-sided conversation about where to sit. It will be a one-sided conversation, because the all-consuming Stygian void does not care where you sit!

Correspondingly, the black heart of Darkness feels no mercy for your need to use the bathroom! So you had best go beforehand, for when the Darkness falls, bathroom visits will be contraindicated! Due to the lack of light!! Furthermore, searching for nourishment in the Darkness is a non-sanctioned activity! If your thirst requires quenching whilst crossing Stygian voids, then you should horde refreshments at your seat before the Darkness falls upon you! You have been Warned!

Akashic Recordings (durations/dedications) Series offers sonic commemorations to persons, places, objects and events. Previous (durations/dedications) include “2 Durations for Jane Churm” by Last Nights of Paris and “4 Durations for Lara Naszinsky” by Sick To The Back Teeth.

AMBIENT FORCE 3000 confronts Stygian void so you don’t have to. Featuring members of last nights of paris, communicating vessels, & zotalayer.