Presented by GHOULA
Saturday November 24, 2012 at 8:30pm
Instead of watching old movies with your extend family this weekend, bring them all to Betalevel to confront the unspeakable horror of THE HAUNTED VCR!
Perhaps you’ve heard of GHOULA, The Ghost Hunters of Urban Los Angeles? Well a little while back, Richard Carradine of GHOULA dropped this number on us:
I obtained a “haunted VCR” off of craigslist. The story was the owner of the VCR lived in a haunted apt in Hollywood, and he noticed that when he watched movies on VHS, weird things happened. So, he painted a Ouija-like design on the VCR, and when he watched these movies he could contact the spirits, and receive messages.
The movie will be “The Time of Our Lives” (1946) an Abbot and Costello comedy, where Costello plays a ghost from colonial times.
It will be projected using the Digital Movie Technology for you narrative viewing enjoyment, while simultaneously projected via the Haunted VCR as an window into The Beyond.
We have also been informed that the top of the Haunted VCR is marked with a Oujia-like pattern, and GHOULA is recruiting Top Ranking Oujia Practitioners to contact the beyond while Abbot and Costello are churning away in the incomprehensible bowels of the Infernal Machine!
So. That’s what’s happening on Saturday.
We’ll also have drinks. Obviously.
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!
BY ENTERING THE PRESENCE OF THE HAUNTED VCR, YOU ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS BELOW.
The Contents and Knowings of HAUNTED VCR do not constitute advice and SHOULD NOT be relied upon in making or refraining from making, ANY decision.
The HAUNTED VCR may include links to Entities that are controlled and maintained by others. Any link to The Beyond is not an endorsement of such Entities, and you acknowledge and agree that we are not responsible for the content or availability of any such Realms or Links Thereof.
The HAUNTED VCR should never ask for Credit Card details. If an Entity from the Beyond is requesting your credit card details, DO NOT GIVE IT TO THEM.
In accessing the HAUNTED VCR you agree that you will access the content solely for your personal, non-commercial use. None of the Haunted Content may be downloaded, copied, reproduced, transmitted, stored, sold or distributed without the prior written consent of the Entities Thereof, in accordance with the Accepted Customs and Practices of the relevant Realm, Plane, and/or State of Being.
The HAUNTED VCR is provided on an AS IS and AS AVAILABLE basis without any representation or endorsement made and without warranty of any kind whether express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of satisfactory quality, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement, metaphysical compatibility, demonic possession, security and accuracy.
The Entities contained within or channeled by the HAUNTED VCR will not be liable for any indirect or consequential loss or damage whatever (including without limitation loss of business, opportunity, data, profits, sanity, corporeality) arising out of or in connection with the use of the HAUNTED VCR.
BETALEVEL and GHOULA make no warranty that the functionality of the HAUNTED VCR will be uninterrupted or error free, that defects will be corrected or that the HAUNTED VCR or the Entities that it makes available will be recognizable to human consciousness.
NOT OUR FAULT!
You agree to indemnify and hold BETALEVEL, GHOULA and their agents harmless from and against all liabilities, legal fees, damages, losses, costs and other expressions of confusion and horror arising out of your use of this HAUNTED VCR.
BETALEVEL AND GHOULA SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INTERRUPTIONS OF MENTAL, PHYSICAL OR SPIRITUAL SERVICE, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION PSYCHIC DISRUPTIONS, WETWARE OR HARDWARE FAILURES, OR ANY OTHER EVENT WHICH MAY RESULT IN A LOSS OF MEMORY, DATA OR DISRUPTION OF CONSCIOUSNESS. IN NO EVENT WILL BETALEVEL BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.
YOUR ACCESS AND USE OF THE HAUNTED VCR IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR BODY OR PSYCHE THAT RESULTS FROM THE HAUNTED VCR.
BETALEVEL AND GHOULA MAKE NO GUARANTEES AS TO THE MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL STATES YOU MAY EXPERIENCE AS A RESULT OF THE HAUNTED VCR, INCLUDING AS TO: (I) THE ACCURACY, CURRENCY, CONTENT, OR QUALITY OF ANY VISIONS OR HALLUCINATIONS, OR (II) ANY UNINTENDED AND OBJECTIONABLE EXPERIENCES.
THIS DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY CONSTITUTES AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THIS AGREEMENT.
THE HAUNTED VCR COMPELS YOU AND BINDS YOU!