It will be rescheduled in August.
Ambient Haircut has been cancelled due to Top Notch student hairdresser illness.
The team of live ambient musicians — AMBIENT FORCE 3000 — briefly discussed the option of styling your hair themselves. However there was concern that if any hairstyling aparati were directly subjected to the sheer ambient force of their monster drone power, then your unsuspecting follicles could have been de-resed.
It has been decided that AMBIENT FORCE 3000 will focus their all their attention on keeping the massive forces of entrancing somnolence at bay, leaving control of the enturbulant forces of hair to the hairstylists. Truly, this is as it should be.
See you in August.